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Chapter 1 – On The Other End
A talent agency executive had just settled into his office to start his routine morning tasks. He was just about to take a sip of his coffee when the office door swung open without warning.
It’s Jerry, one of his more persistent scouts, stepping in holding a leather briefcase and it appears somewhat urgent. “Just hear me out,” he pled quickly before his boss could object. “I’ve got something I think you should see. Some new scripts. Just came in from one of my sources.”
He moved swiftly across the room, popped open his briefcase, and pulled out a manila folder packed with a few loose pages. “These are just rough drafts,” he admitted as he handed the papers over, “but they’re creative—really different.”
His boss gave him a skeptical look as he took a sip of his coffee. He sat his mug down and reached for his reading glasses shaking his head. He adjusted them, glanced at the title page and frowned.
“It Ain’t Funny?” he read aloud, arching a brow. “What is this?”
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“Just read it through,” Jerry urged, dropping onto the office couch. “Then I’ll explain.”
His boss sighed and turned his attention back to the first page.
Take 1: The Road to Celibacy
Act Title: On The Other End
By: Alex Black
Have you ever just felt drained?
I’m talking emotionally, physically, mentally—everything.
So I remember when I officially decided to stop dating.
Now I can only speak for myself, but that meant at that point I was making a decision:
No emotional attachments. None. Not a single thread. So no more “sex.”
But let me tell you what happens when a woman hears a man say that. In her head?
She’s already calling bullshit. To her? You’re lying. She will swear you’re married with a
whole nother family living in bliss—or you’re gay. Or both.
The boss stopped utterly confused and said, “Nother? What is this, Jerry?”
Jerry chuckled. “Black is… obviously Black—or Southern. Or both,” still slightly giggling at the order of his response. “It’s a play on words, sir. Whole nother, like not-her family. It’s part of the act. Just read it to the end, I promise it’ll make sense.”
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